manure digester?!?

now i know why it smells like the world's biggest diaper pail exploded when we drive to dad's work...
http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/environment/article_41077b52-5bfc-11e0-9743-001cc4c03286.html

first...

i make you think i'm just really good at holding eye contact. then...

jedi mind tricks.

oh joy!

time for a smackerel of something!

this jerk

thought he could sneak in and get away unscathed. he thought wrong.

umm, guys?

pretty sure there's a knife or something lodged in my gum right here. make it go away.

best impression

of another unfortunate looking male actor...

saturday night bonus bear

also known as walter matthau, the younger years

you want a piece of me?!?

http://www.theonion.com/articles/you-want-a-piece-of-me,10927

so I said

call me chubby again, and we'll see what my fist thinks.

you try

getting your foot all the way to your mouth without making a face like this.

throw your hands in the air

and wave 'em like you just don't care

sometimes

all you can do is grab your lovey and pray.

see these?

now i don't have to sit in the front row... online shopping during pre-calc here i come!

my good side?

or perhaps the left would better highlight my bone structure?

thaaaat's right

you keep dancing and i'll keep pretending it's the funniest thing ever. whatever makes you happy.